“When you're struggling to see through the tear gas, and the air is filled with flying glass bottles, it's a hard working environment.”

“Pictures sometimes seem to need a ‘pace car’ to clear the way before they begin to flow.”

“Twenty-one years at the creamy coalface.”

“Hunting for anyone who may be getting a full George Osborne back tattoo.”

“"I got a call from a vicar, down on the south coast. I can't say where.”

“A breath of fresh (if not sometimes braincell-destroying) air.”

“A parallel confrontation with a far more visceral result.”

“Austin Powers on Ice.”

“Then along came Ollie Axel with his perfectly-timed nasal irritation.”